You do not need a ceremony. You need to know four categories, one price range, and the one scam that still works on travellers.

| Type | Examples | Character | Where |
|---|---|---|---|
| Green (绿茶) | Longjing, Biluochun, Maojian | Grassy, fresh, unoxidised | Hangzhou, Suzhou, Anhui |
| Oolong (乌龙) | Tieguanyin, Da Hong Pao | Floral to roasted, semi-oxidised | Fujian, Guangdong, Taiwan |
| Black (红茶) | Keemun, Dianhong | Malty, sweet — what the West calls “black tea” | Anhui, Yunnan |
| Pu-erh (普洱) | Sheng and shou | Earthy, aged, fermented | Yunnan |
You order by the pot, and the water is refilled free all afternoon. A normal tea house charges ¥30–80 per person for a pot and lets you sit for three hours. The expensive ones, in tourist districts, charge ¥200+ and are selling the room rather than the tea.
A friendly English-speaking stranger strikes up a conversation near a tourist site, suggests a tea ceremony, leads you to a tea house, and presents a bill for ¥2,000–6,000. It is a real, organised and still-active scam in Beijing, Shanghai and Hangzhou.
Spend an afternoon in a Chengdu teahouse — People’s Park is the classic — with a ¥25 jasmine tea and no plan. It is the single most Chinese experience available to a visitor, and it requires no explanation, no ticket and no guide.
Tell us your dates and what you actually want to see. A guide who lives there replies within 24 hours — with a plan and one clear total.